LOL

Technically 13 ways

1) Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

2) Ask, "did you hear that cable snapping sound?"

3) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it
up, then scream, "That's mine!"

4) Hold the elevator door open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi John, how's your day been?"

5) Hum the theme to Jeopardy.

6) Leave a box in a corner, and when someone gets on, ask if they hear something ticking.

7) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

8) Say, while holding a paper with OUT OF ORDER written on it, "I wonder why this was glued on the door when I came in."

9) Scribble furiously on a notepad while looking at each passenger. When they try to look, hide the pad.

10) Stare at another passenger for a while, then scream "You're one of THEM!" and cower to the far corner of the elevator.

11) When the elevator doors close, bang on them, screaming,"let me out!"

12) When there's only one other person on the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.

13)When the elevator doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay! Don't panic, they'll open again!

14)Post this on your page if you think this is funny!

~How To Get Kicked Out Of Wal-Mart~
1. Set all the alarms to go off in 10 minute intervals
2.walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "code 3 in warehouses..." and see what happens
3. Set a bag of M&M' s on the the check out counter and ask to put them on lay away
4. Find a worker who is making a pyramid or display of something. Wait until they are finished and then ask for the thing on the bottom and have a panic attack until they give it to you
5. Get on the loud speaker and declare a "going out of business sale. Everything 99% off!"
6. Buy a $200 dollar item and pay for it all in pennies. Lose count at least two times
7. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme song to "Mission Impossible"
8. Move a " Caution- wet floor" sign to a carpeted area
9. Set up a tent in the camping department
10. Look right into a security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose
11. Take pictures of absolutely everything
12. When a clerk asked if they can help you, start crying and yell " why can't you people just leave me alone!"
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when someone goes to browse through it, say " PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. See what you can "catch" by casting a fishing pole into different isles
15. Start playing football and see how many people you can get to play
16. Play soccer and use the whole store as your field
17. Try on bras over your clothes in the middle of the store
18. Try to get people to race you yourselves the store
19. Sit on the floor and watch TV in the electronics department
20. Pretend to speak a different language and see how many weird looks you get
21. Superglue quarters to the ground and count how many people try to pick them up (try it with pennies too!)
22. Switch all the radios to strange stations such as polka or Mexican rap and turn the volume all the way up
23. Fill up carts and just leave them around the store
24. When someone is behind you in a narrow isle, walk very slowly, humming to yourself
25. Wrap a blanket around you and pretend to be superman
26. Go up to strangers, hug them, and say " I haven't seen you in so long!" Etc.
27. Do the same except ask for their autograph
28. Play Red Rover with other customers. Except don't tell them they're playing
29. Test out brushes and combs
30. Take up an entire toys isle with G.I. Joe vs Rescue Heros battle of epic proportions
31. Take bets on the battle
32. Have sword fights with tubes of wrapping paper
33. Follow people
34. Play with the price scanners
35. Spray air-freshener everywhere!
36. Play with the automatic doors
37. Make a pillow fort
Have shopping cart races. Enough said. (So much fun!)
38. Crawl into gym bags and laundry hampers
39. "'re-alphabetize" the CD' s
40. "'re-alpahbetize" the books
41. When someone leaves their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word
42. Ran around the store yelling " Wal-Mart sucks! Wal-Mart sucks! Let's go to target!"
43. Buy a candy bar. Eat it. Get back in line. Buy a candy bar. Eat it. Get back in line. Repeat until you get bored
44. Pour clear sop down an isle
45. Talk to the cashier for a whole 20 minutes about unicorns
46. Hen an announcement comes over the loud speakers, assume the fetal position and scream " NO! NO! Not those voices again!"
47. Pretend to be a monkey and and get an all fours screaming " Oo- Oo- aa- aa" And attack anyone who buys bananas